so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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