this boner is exhausting
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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