let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There r osticjed everywhere
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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