I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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