Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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