i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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