I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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