i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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