No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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