he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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