You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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