Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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