do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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