she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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