Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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