i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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