So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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