$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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