i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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