You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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