we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
