I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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