it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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