i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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