well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
