How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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