Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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