i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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