Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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