what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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