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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  love makes seman taste better

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it

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• (310): View more from California

  so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs

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• (415): View more from California

  just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.

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• (805): View more from California

  100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?

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