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Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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(586): Omg! Love it! Cant find L***** (734): What!!?? Like after last night you lost her? (586): Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts! http://tfl.nu/nyv8

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I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden

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(949) I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden http://tfl.nu/i6ve

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Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.

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(231): Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it. http://tfl.nu/ct5c

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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?

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(713): Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave? http://tfl.nu/a6k0

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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.

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(604): She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows. http://tfl.nu/2hzy

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(757): View more from Virginia

I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.

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(757): I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper. http://tfl.nu/o740

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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?

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(217): Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me? http://tfl.nu/r928

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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.

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Ew! He's just a child!

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AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.

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(361): I'm okay with corrupting his young mind. (1-361): Ew! He's just a child! (361): AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE. http://tfl.nu/exs0

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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here

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(719): we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here http://tfl.nu/nyi7

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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.

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(870): Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up. http://tfl.nu/82ti

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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.

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(607): I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs. http://tfl.nu/nmbl

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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?

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(954): I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested? http://tfl.nu/lmn2

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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.

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(706): He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex. http://tfl.nu/pzxj

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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats

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(704): sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats http://tfl.nu/2wgg

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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.

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(425): I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings. http://tfl.nu/8k6q

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