Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(937): View more from Ohio

Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.

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(301): View more from Maryland

All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?

(1-502): View more from Kentucky

eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.

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(631): View more from New York

He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.

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(312): View more from Illinois

The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin

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(323): View more from California

He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.

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