My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
