you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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