I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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