seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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