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apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.

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(407): View more from Florida

Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?

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I hate you

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy

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(323): View more from California

Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed

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(732): View more from New Jersey

been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless

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(513): View more from Ohio

Okay we're getting vodka and coming

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Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt

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