Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
