It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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