You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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