from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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