Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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