so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize