am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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