I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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