it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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