I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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