uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
now i know why i became what i already was.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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