Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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