Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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