I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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