Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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