found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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