areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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