his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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