Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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