I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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