the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
