if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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