he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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