Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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