gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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