he wants to bone in the snuggie
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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