The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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