No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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